Yep, that's right. After much thought on what my next career should be, I've decided to be a modern artist. Remember back on my visit to the Tate Modern museum? Well, when I said anyone can paint a canvas blue and call it art, it really got me thinking. Then today I read about the Snails, and realized, "I was right!" Anyone CAN be a modern artist. So tonight I'm going home, moving all the furniture out of my living room, and taking a dump in the middle of the floor. I think I'll call it "Betty." Come check it out; it'll only cost you 5 pounds at the door. For that price you'll also get to peer into the deep abyss that is my unflushed toilet. I'll call that one "Betty, Jr."
Damn, looks like someone at the New Modern Museum in Fort Worth beat me to it. Sh*t. Literally. Funny, I found this after I wrote about my idea. I was looking for a photo of a pile of crap to post with my article. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
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