Oral Sex

Gotcha, didn't I? You're reading this because of the title. And that's a good thing, because the title actually does have meaning for this article. My friend sent me this joke, and I thought it too good to pass up, and very indicative of the difference between how a man hears things, interprets them, and acts upon those interpretations. I've cleaned up the spelling and punctuation a little, and here it is, for you. Ladies, take note.

A woman had been in a coma for ages. As the nurses were giving her a sponge bath, they noticed that, as they washed her naughty bits, there was a slight response on the monitor. They tried it again, and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They explained this to the husband saying, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her outof the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured himthat they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After afew minutes the woman's monitor flat lined. No pulse. No heart rate. The nurses run back into the room.

"What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure. Maybe she choked."